:angry: ..................Why arnt people celebrating birthdays/anniversary`s....BAR MITZVAH`S!!!.............come on.......we need another session, weve done Cott.....we need to invade the following!!........Hessle/Beverley/Tesco`s car park......Hell i`d even travel to Hornsea if they had electricity! (only just discovered the wheel up there!) :P .........so anyone with a girlfriend....get proposing! etc..........

HAHA ede ur funny, celebrate easter in one way or another, n invade skidby or something, o thats right they only have a mud hut and a communian water hole. :blink:

The Wh....Whee...Wheel whats that??? Well im going to be having a fair few do's for my 21st only one problem you gotta wait till June :(

:( ......June!!!...tis not the end of June is it as im away in sunnier climates!!!....would hate to miss out on all the mayhem!!!.........

Yep, need an excuse to go to the pub. I found a great beer when I managed to go last week. "Desperados" beer with tequila. Ace. :)

Also does anyone have a GPS I can borrow, I got lost on my way to Kung-Fu last week on me push bike (I did have a terrible cold and nearly caught phnemonia). lol :ph43r:

:P ...arrrrrrrrr tequilla...........i remeber it well!.........£1 a go in Tropical Banana with salt and a lemon!!!......okay so im slightly off topic here but damn!! they was good nights!! :lol:

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:P .........well i dont know bout anyone else but thats me converted!! :D ......

praise the holy chillie source

:P Great thats 3 of us then..........this could become a regular little cult!! :o

shhhh, don't tell anyone

Does it include a secret hand shake and password that you can only perform when drinking shots of the preferred spirit of the day??

B) ........nope it involves exclusivley shopping at TESCO :P

is it alcohol, shopping?

No, its shopping for bananas!!

;) Only if there green!.......to much sugar in yellow one`s!!.

But you are deviating away from the main topic of discussion. DIEM is like 24 hours a day man.But this is only the beginning of our journey to enlightenment because following DIEM is MENSIS which is the natural progression from DIEM but requires much , much more meditation and dedication. After a full MENSIS celebration damage to the body can be somewhat significant in particular the brain and liver. But there follows the ultimate in enlightenment ANNUS. No that isn't mispelt (look up your Latin if you don't believe me) ANNUS takes a terrible toll on the brain and liver and can lead serious co-ordination and balance problems.It can also ldea ot pesllign ropblsme nda orconidaonit daseb sidnfucnoitytilla problems temporarily. What the heck some one pass me another beer!

You know what....I'd love to come out 'n' get smashed...but im 13...couple more years ei :D :D

:P Its ok George......im sure you can drink lager tops with certain people at xmas!! :P

lol...i said couple more years till i can come out n get smashed...i didnt say i dont drink now :lol:

a alcohol... wud u believe that every1 at my school calls me an alco. little year 7's will run up 2 me n say " ha! ur an alcoholic " then run off!!! i dnt know who the hell they r!!!!!

...........Be very careful those "wicker weavers" dont get you!!..you can identify them by the black X!!! :lol:

lol yeah ldds of my best m8s r straightXedge (wicker weavers) n they annoy me!! sat there drinkin there bloody power booster!!! argggg! makes me so mad!!!!

the next event is laurences 21st birthday...date to be confirmed....we will be having a sponge bob square pants opposite day event....watch this space

the next social event will be on the 22nd july 2006. laurences 21st

If your having a party and want somthing nice to serve buy a melon and make a hole in it and get a funnel and fill it full of vodca. it's nice and it's alcohollic!!!

:D yummy

ANYONE INTERESTED IT'S MY 40TH BIRTHDAY ON 11 TH AUGUST AND I WILL BE CELEBRATING BY WATCHING HULL CITY PLAY DERBY COUNTY ON THE 12TH 5:30 KICK OFF FOLLOWED BY DRINKING ROUND TOWN. ALL REPLIES TO DUNK BEFORE SAT IN CASE YOU NEED TICKET FOR THE GAME