Lol! Is that a good thing....? P.S. I started a GD FF. It's online. Here is the link for the first chptrs!!
~> My FF <~ Next Chptr :
Snape : SHUT IT PRETTY BOY!!
Me : Oooooooh!!
Adam : What did you say you grease-assed mother fucker?!?!
Me : Oooh! Rap battle!! Rap battle!
[everyone forms a circle around Snape and Adam]
Adam : You call me a pretty boy? Well atleast I’m down. You ain’t nothing but a grease head toucan. You fuck-faced clown!
Everyone : Oooohh!!!
Snape : You think your down? You called me a “fuck-faced clown?”
Well I’ll curse yo ass to China Town!!
Me : Ddddaaaammmmnnnnn! Teach boy got skills!! Ok, not really,
but, whatever..
(A/N : Ok, my rhymes aren’t that good, but play along! I mean I don’t
plan on growing up to be a rapper! I wanna be an architect! Or
musician.. I dunno.. Back to the story! By the way, since they rap
battling, it’s gonna get ghetto! Oh snap!! Lol!)
Adam : Well I thought wit dis rap I tell all muh home dawgs a little about you. Ahem. [clears throat] You can’t teach a class, you smell like ass, you fucked your mom, your boyfriends name is Tom!
The One and Only Harry Potter : [laughing ass off]
Me : Oh! [giggles] Hi Harry!
Harry : Hi! [talks to me, while ignoring rest of rap battle]
Snape : Oh, really now? How about this? You look like ya gay, ya
sniffin the hay, you hair looks like Kid at Play’s!
Adam : Really? Fuck you! How about dis? You-
Me : [cuts off Adam] Your raps? They suck. You get a good one only
wit some luck. This rap? It’s done. I had lots of fun, but sorry, neither of you can out rap me, hun!
Everyone : Ooooohhhh!!! You bitches got served!!
Snape : [goes to cry in his office]
Adam : [pouts]
Me : C’mon Adam..
Adam : No!
Me : C’mon!
Adam : No!
Me : Fine! C’mon Harry!
Harry : Ok.
Malfoy : Nnnnoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
~ Later in the Great Hall ~
Me : [stuffing face]
Ron : Hey Becca!
Me : Fhey Fwon!
Hemione : O.o What did you say?
Me : [swallows FOOD] I said. Hey Ron!
Hermione : Are you trying to steal my man?
Me : WTF?! No! Besides, if I did want Ron I wouldn’t have to “try” to steal him from the likes of you!
(A/N : Ooooooooooohhhhh!!!)
Harry : Ooooooooh!
Hermione : Pssh.. Yeah right bitch!
Me : What did you call me you bushy-haired, snaggle-toothed, book-eating, prom queen wanna be? Cuz if you wanna throw down, I’ll kick ya ass right now bitch!!
Hermione : [speechless]
Everyone else in Great Hall : [speechless]
Me : I don’t need magic to kick yo ass!
Adam : [Walks into Great Hall] Ummm…. Did I miss something?
Me : Nope! But, Hermione, YOU JUST GOT SERVED!!
[This is the dawning of the rest of our liiiiiiiives! This is our lives on
hhooollliiiiiddaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!!!]
Me : [answers cell] Hello?.....