"I Want To Be On TV"

Wanna be a TV boy.
Wanna be on Solid Gold.
Wanna date a millonaire.
Wanna make people stare.

I wanna be on TV.
Want people to know me.
I wanna be on TV.

Started out in 54
Gonna be an omnivore.
Wanna make people dance.
Gonna take off my pants.

I wanna be on TV.
Want people to know me.
I wanna be on TV.

On a magazine.
Gonna have some free cocaine.
Wanna wear my Calvin Kleins.
Then the world will be all mine.

I wanna be on TV.
Want people to know me.
I wanna be on TV.