In addition to funniest chants i thought it would be good to know everyone on here's favourite chants.Mine are
The wanky tottenahm hotspur went to rome to see the pope X3
and this is what he said FUCK OFF
Whose that team they call the arsenal
whose that team we all adore
we're the boys in red and white
and we're fucking dynamite
and martin jol's mother is a whooore
martin jol's mother is a whooore, she's a whoore, she's a whooore

Eyes Right,
Skin Back tight,
bollocks the front,
we're the boys who make more noise when we're on the c**t,
we're the riders of the night,
and we'd rather fuck than fight,
we're the riders of the Clock End Highbury,

the Calypso

Flying high,
up in the sky
we'll keep the red flag flying high
Dean Court to Wembley,
we'll keep the red flag flying high!

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Wise man say,
only fools rush in
but i can't help
falling in love with you!
Take my hand,
take my whole life to
because i can't help
falling in love with you
BOURNEMOUTH!!

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In dublins fair city
where the girls are so pretty
i first set my eyes on sweet molly malone
she wheeled her wheel barrow
through streets broad and narrow
shouting
BOURNEMOUTH!!

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When I was just a boy
i asked my mother what shall i be?
shall i be bournemouth, shall i be scum
heres what she said to me
go wash your mouth out son
and go get your fathers gun
and go shoot that S*uthampton scum
que sera que sera

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forever and ever
we follow our team
we're afc bournemouth
we rein supreme
we'll never be mastered
by you, by you northern bastard!
we'll keep the, red flag, flying high!
red flag red flag red flag flying, flying high!

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We hate brighton hove albion
we hate reading to (they're shit)
we hate the pompey and the scummers
but bournemouth we love you!
ALL TOGETHER NOW!

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Fucking hilarious

:rolleyes:

Either that

or

"We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll keep the Red flag flying high,
'Cos Man United will never die "


especially when we're not winning a game!

My favourite city song goes:-
"A LONG TIME AGO IN BRISTOL TOWN,
SO THE WESTERN DAILY SAY,
BRISTOL ROV€RS RAN AWAY,
WHEN CITY CAME OUT TO PLAYYYYY!
HARK NOW HEAR, THE CITY SING,
THE ROVERS RAN AWAY (AGAIN),
AND WE WILL FIGHT FOR EVER MORE,
BECAUSE OF SATURDAY!"

My favourite footy song at the moment has got to be FC United's "I wanna go home...."

(Olé) Oh Leigh, oh Leigh oh Leigh oh Leigh, oh Leigh, oh Leigh....

(Here We Go) We are Leigh we are Leigh we are Leigh, we are Leigh, we are Leigh...

(Go West) We're Leigh, and we're Lancashire, we're Leigh, and we're Lancashire...

E-I, E-I, E-I-O, up the Conference North we go, when we win promotion, this is what we'll sing, WE ARE LEYTHERS, WE ARE LEYTHERS, We're the football kings

(When the Saints Go Marching In) The Conference North (the Conference North!), is upside down (is upside down!), the Conference North is upside down, we're going up with the Scarborough, the Conference North is upside down!

(Chant) COME ON LEYTHERS! COME ON LEYTHERS! COME ON LEYTHERS!

(You Are My Sunshine) We are the Leythers, the barmy Leythers, we may be mental, we may be mad, but we're the greatest football supporters, that the world has ever had

(Que sera sera) When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother what will be? Will I be Wigan, will I be Leigh? Here's she said to me. Wash your mouth out son, and go get your father's gun, we'll shoot all the Wigan scum, there's your answer son

(Chant) Stuart Humphreys' red and white army *clap clap clap clap* Stuart Humphreys' red and white army

(Chant) Win, or lose, we'll always have a booze, RMI! RMI!

Songs about players
Jonny Lamb Lamb Lamb Jonny Lamb Lamb Lamb Etc

Gavin Lee Ellsion Gavin Lee Ellison Gavin Lee Elision

DU DU DU DU Hugh McAuley DU DU DU DU (that tune what comes on when Middlesborough score :D )

He plays on the left he plays on the righhhttt that boy Settle made Barrow look shyte.

Theres 3 i like singing the most:

'As i walked out at Villa Park one dark and dusty day,
I spied a poor blues fan a running far away
I said to this poor city fan it looks like you might die
He said i know `cause i`ve just seen seen Holte Enders in the sky

Yippee eye aye, Yippee eye ohh, Holte Enders in the sky,

now he ran down the terraces and then towards the gate
little did he know death was to be his fate
he had one more short hour to live and then he`d hear the cry
that every city fan does fear , Holte Enders in the sky,

Yippee eye aye, Yippee eye ohh, Holte Enders in the sky,

Thier fists where just like granite and their pockets full of lead,
and when they catch a city fan, you know he`ll end up dead
`cause Villa fans rule birmingham and city fans know why,
the`ve all heard and th`ve all seen Holte Enders in the sky,

Yippee eye aye, Yippee eye ohh, Holte Enders in the sky'


&

'Some say that St Andrews is a wonderful place
but i've been there myself it's a fuckin disgrace,
they say they've got showers but we know the truth
theres a whole in the roof where the rain pisses through
singin we hate oh we hate the City
we hate oh we hate the Blues
we hate oh we hate the City
and we love it when them bastards lose

They say Karen Brady does a wonderful job
but only with Sullivan's prick in her gob,
some say Trevor Francis was the best on the ball
but just like the rest of them he won fuck all
singin we hate oh we hate the City
we hate oh we hate the Blues
we hate oh we hate the City
and we love it when them bastards lose'

They sit on The Tilton they scream and they shout,
They shout about things they know fuck all about,
They were owned by The Kumars now they're run by a prick,
They play in those colours that make me feel sick,
singin we hate oh we hate the City
we hate oh we hate the Blues
we hate oh we hate the City
and we love it when them bastards lose'


&

'My old man said be a City fan and i said bollocks you're a c*nt (you're a c*nt),
We hate the Blues and we're gonna show it
We hate the Blues and we fuckin know it,
With Spinksy and Birchy, Alan McInally, they're the boys thats gonna do us fine,
and if you support the Blues you're a Bluenose bastard and you aint no friend of mine, altogether now....' (Man Utd have started singing My Old Man in the past few years i think)

My few favourite chants are:

"We'll never die
We'll never die
We'll keep the red flag flying high
Where ever you go
You're sure to know (or, The Shots'ls know)
We'll keep the red flag flying high"


"Come on the shots, come on the shots, come on the shots"
We first started singing this away at Carlisle in the Conference Play Off Semi-Final 2nd leg must of been 45 minutes we sung non stop of the same song!

"We all follow the Aldershot
Over land and sea .... AND READING
We all follow the Aldershot
On to victory
Altogether now
We all follow the Aldershot
Over land and sea .... AND READING
We all follow the Aldershot
On to victory"


And you just can't beat this one:

"My old man said be a Reading fan
I said F*** off b*llocks, you're a C***, You're a C***
I'd rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it then be a Reading fan for just one minute,
With hatchets and hammers, stanley knives and spanners
I'd show those Reading b*st*rds how to fight
HOW TO FIGHT
I'd rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it then be a Reading fan.
All together now..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alder-who?

And why would you rather fuck a bucket with a hole in it than support the country's 8th best team? :blink:


And congratulations singing the same song for 45 minutes, how boring is that!

Also, if it's a lesson in fighting from Aldershot; I expect to be an expert at throwing stones at scarfers by the end of the regime.

"And congratulations singing the same song for 45 minutes, how boring is that!"
One of our biggest games; I'd rather do that than be sat down in a plastic stadium ;)

Please DO NOT get me started on those d*cks! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

:lol: :lol:

Calm down kiddies.. :lol:

I've heard of Aldershot. :D They beat us 4-3 a couple of seasons back at Hilton Park.

Is Holte Enders in the sky your anthem?

Which is never ;)

Pretty much yeah mate although we haven't really got an official club anthem. The full verses only usually get sung in pubs before games, the 'Yippee eye aye' chorus bit is all that gets sung in the ground mainly because the younger generation don't know all of the words, the whole song used to be sung years ago. Some of our fans would say that our anthem is 'The Bells Are Ringing' though which goes:

'The bells are ringing for claret and blue
the bells are singing for claret and blue
and everyone's knowing
to the Villa we're going
cus the Villa are showing
that we're the best in the land (best in the land)'

Ones i like

"From the green gren grass of saltergate
to the shores of sicily
we will fight fight fight for the spireites
til we win the football league
til we win in manchester
til we beat the liverpool
we will fight fight fight for the spireites
til we win the football league"

"If i had the wings of an angel
if i had arse of a crow
id fly over mansf*eld tommorow
and s*it on the b*stards below below"

"Carefree, wherever we maybe
cos we are the famous cfc
and i dont give a fuck where ever we maybe
cos we are the famous cfc"

" we all follow the spireites
over land and sea, land and sea
we all follow the spireites
on to victory
alltogether now... (REPEAT)

lone man: ZIGGER ZAGGER ZIGGER ZAGGGER
crowd: CHESTERFIELD
lone man: ZIGGER ZAGGER ZIGGER ZAGGGER
crowd: CHESTERFIELD
lone man: Who are the people?
crowd: we are the people
lone man : Who are the shit?
crowd theyaare the sh*t
Chesterfield la la la Chesterfield lalala

As you go through life, it's a long long road
The'll be joys and sorrows too
As we journey on, we will sing this song
For the boys in royal blue
We're often partisan la la la
We will journey on la la la

Keep right on to the end of the road
Keep right on to the end
Though the way be long, let your heart beat strong
Keep right on to the end
Though your tired and weary, still journey on
Till you come to your happy obode
With all our love, we'll be dreaming of
We'll be there, WHERE
At the end of the road
BIRMINGHAM
BIRMINGHAM


A classic football anthem.

We've been singing that about Pompey for years get your own song.

I'd probablyrather watch football in a plastic stadium with your team top 8 in first ever top flight season than watch conference football under a barrage of stones from a group of wannabes.

Probably not us who originally came up with it TBH.

My favourite one's always been:

We are Southampton, the pride of the south
We hate all the bastards that come from Portsmouth
We only drink whiskey, we never drink rum
Southampton boys are in town
(all jump up and down, well on a terrace anyway) la la la lalalalala, lalalalala OOOH

The whisky/rum reference is about Southampton being Merchant Navy and Portsmouth being Royal Navy, of course all the thickies don't realise this and say "that song doesnt make snese lolz!1!!" :rolleyes:

For me it's a great song, as it incorporates praise of one's team, a derogatory reference to rivals (without making the song solely about them or having to go on about kicking heads in blah blah blah) a rather clever (specially by football chant standards) reference to the culture of one's own town, and jumping up and down. I've heard that Bradford and Man U also sing it, but as I've never heard it sung by any other team it's the nearest thing we've got to a unique chant, we used to have various others, Woolston Ferry, one about the Cup Final, Milton Road etc. but more fade year after year, soon we'll only have about three, but that 21st Century football for you.

2 of my favourites.

I wanna be a magpie ranger,
I wanna be a magpie ranger,
Only live for sex and danger,
Only live for sex and danger,
Go left, go left,
Go left, go left,
Go left, right, left,
Go left right left,
Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left,
Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left,

We hate Man U,
We hate Man U,
Because they beat us 7-2,
Because they beat us 7-2,
Go left, go left,
Go left, go left,
Go left, right, left,
Go left right left,
Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left,
Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left,

We Hate Bellamy,
We Hate Bellamy,
Because he faked and injury,
Because he faked an injury,
Stupid Welsh is f**cking Sh*te,
Stupid Welsh is f**cking Sh*te,
Wouldn't play down the right,
Wouldn't play down the right,
Go left, go left,
Go left, go left,
Go left, right, left,
Go left right left,
Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left,
Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left,

We hate Jenas,
We hate Jenas,
Because he takes it up the ass,
Because he takes it up the ass,
Go left, go left,
Go left, go left,
Go left, right, left,
Go left right left,
Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left,
Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left,

Stadium of Light last year,
Stadium of light last year,
There futures looking fucking bare,
There futures looking fucking bare,
I knew Shearer wouldn't miss,
I knew Shearer wouldn't miss,
Geordie boys taking the piss,
Geordie boys taking the piss,
Go left, go left,
Go left, go left,
Go left, right, left,
Go left right left,
Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left,
Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left,

Abramovich has spent some cash,
Abramovich has spent some cash,
You Chelsea boys are looking flash,
You Chelsea boys are looking flash,
Champions league still no prize,
Champions league still no prize,
Mourinho dry your fuckin eyes,
Mourinho dry your fuckin eyes,
Go left, go left,
Go left, go left,
Go left, right, left,
Go left right left,
Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left,
Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left,
(this is often sung by two sections of our fans i.e. they shout it back to each other and is also often followed by...)

Seems to be getting stronger now but an amazing chant that had died. Couldn't be bothered to type all that out so a Copy and paste job. I'll add in the few missing verses below.

Geordies 2 Scumbags 2,
Geordies 2 Scumbags 2,
What the F**ck we gonna do,
What the F**ck we gonna do,
We get a Freekick,
We get a Freekick,
Up pop's Emre does the trick,
Up pops Emre does the trick,
Go left go left etc.

Off to London on the Train,
Off to London on the Train,
Destination White Hart Lane,
Destination White Hart Lane,
2-1 We didn't fault
2-1 we didn't fault
Then Martins hit a thunderbolt
Then Martins hit a thunderbolt
(Go Left , Go Left)

Last one I can be bothered to type is...
(This was kind of spur of the match verse guess the oponents :rolleyes: )

West Ham's time is running out
West Ham's time is running out
There going down without a doubt
There going down without a doubt
Whatya Argentinians think?
Whatya Argentinians think?
Lets F**ck off before we sink
Lets F**ck off before we sink

Another song I quite like but is quite new

He plays on the left,
He plays on the right,
That boy Edgar,
Made Man U look sh*te.
(To tune of we've won it 5 times.)

Loads of teams sing that song. :blink:


Another couple of my favorite songs:

Hes only a poor little scummer,
His face is all tattered and torn,
He makes me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
Now he aint singing no more!

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Play up Boscombe Town,
Never Let Us Down,
Score a goal and score some more,
You're the team that we adore,
Win the game today,
Win them all away,
Play up Boscombe,
Play up Boscombe,
Play up Boscombe Town!

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We are the Bournemouth,
We play at Dean Court,
We live by the seaside, but we ain't
got a port,
Pompey have got one,
Scum have as well,
Pompey play at Fratton Park,
And Scummers f*cking smell!

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Just after Paul Le Guen, Rangers' first Catholic manager, was sacked - "Agent Le Guen, return to base" to the tune of Tom Hark.

Simple but effective - 'Oh the Rangers are shite', to the tune of All The Bluebells are Blue (a Rangers favourite)

A goody, but frowned upon these days -

Forever and ever, we'll follow the Bhoys
The Glasgow Celtic, the Timmalloys
For we won't be mastered (BY WHO?)
By no orange bastard
We'll keep the green flag flying high
Soooooooooo bring on the Hearts, the Hibs, the Rangers
Bring on the Spaniards by the score
Barcelona, Real Madrid
Who the fuck you trying to kid
We are out to show the world what we can do

:lol: :lol: Awwww... a group of wanabees?

Alot of non-league footballers are local lads who actually earn there few hundred quid a week which cannot be said about premiership footballers.

Plastic seats are also very uncomfortable.

a kop classic:


Let me tell you the story of a poor boy
Who was sent far away from his home
To fight for his king and his country
And also the old folks back home

So they put him in a Highland division
Sent him off to a far foreign land
Where the flies swarm around in their thousands
And there's nothing to see but the sands

In a battle that started next morning
Under a Libyan sun
I remember that poor Scouser Tommy
Who was shot by an old Nazi gun

As he lay on the battle field dying dying dying
With the blood gushing out of his head (of his head)
As he lay on the battle field dying dying dying

These were the last words he said...
Oh...I am a Liverpudlian
I come from the Spion Kop
I like to sing, I like to shout

I get thrown out quite a lot (every week)
We support the team that's dressed in red
A team that we all know
A team that we call Liverpool
And to glory we will go

We've won the League, we've won the Cup
We've been to Europe too
We played the Toffees for a laugh
And we left them feeling blue, 5-0

1, 2, 1-2-3, 1-2-3-4, 5-0

Rush scored 1
Rush scored 2
Rush scored 3
And Rush scored 4 na na na na na na…
All you need it Rush, du du du du du….

united calypso, "HE PLAYS ON THE LEFT, HE PLAYS ON THE RIGHT, THAT BOY RONALDO MAKES ENGLAND LOOK SHITE."

Sad fuckers

He did though didn't he, I mean the way he slotted that pen away in the world cup.


Nice

He didn't though tbh, well I can't really remember I was too pissed. The song should go

He sits still on the side
He shagged Faria all niiiiiiiight
That c**t Ericsson
He made England look shite