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Title: Anyone Got Any Good Anti-man City Chants?


nw7 yid - February 14, 2008 10:05 AM (GMT)
A female friend of mine has been half-heartedly watching football for a few years now, and I finally convinced her to pick a team. I told her a bit about each Premiership and Championship team, and for some bizarre reason she's gone for Man City (no link to Manchester, but I think she finds Sven comical and also has a few United-supporting mates at work).

Thought I'd continue her education by sending a few anti-City chants her way. Anyone know any good ones?

BHB - February 14, 2008 10:35 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (nw7 yid @ Feb 14 2008, 10:05 AM)
A female friend of mine has been half-heartedly watching football for a few years now, and I finally convinced her to pick a team....

I stopped reading there

nw7 yid - February 14, 2008 10:49 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (BHB @ Feb 14 2008, 10:35 AM)
QUOTE (nw7 yid @ Feb 14 2008, 10:05 AM)
A female friend of mine has been half-heartedly watching football for a few years now, and I finally convinced her to pick a team....

I stopped reading there

Whatever. I think it's a positive thing. She knows a fair bit about football having been at pubs with friends, but never actually had a team to follow having not been brought up in a footballing household as a kid.

I would repeatedly bang on to her about the fact that football wasn't about the sport itself, it's about being a fan and that she needs to actually support a team to be able to understand the game properly.

She dislikes her local teams (Tottenham, Arsenal) and so I gave her as much unbiased information as I could about all the rest.

nw7 yid - February 14, 2008 10:56 AM (GMT)
For the record, I recommended that she take an interest in QPR and offered to take her to matches, but she just didn't feel a connection and has gone for City.

marvin - February 14, 2008 12:07 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (nw7 yid @ Feb 14 2008, 10:05 AM)
Thought I'd continue her education by sending a few anti-City chants her way. Anyone know any good ones?

No, not one.

yorkiebarkid - February 14, 2008 12:31 PM (GMT)
NWAF

As true today as it ever was

LH_88 - February 14, 2008 04:21 PM (GMT)
Just buy her a Lonsdale Hoodie and a fake tash.

She will fit in superbly at Eastlands.

By the way, did anyone see the 2 city fans outside macaris pre match on Sunday? Both had tashes and bog brush hair, one of them with his fat missus in tow. Talk about living up to stereotypes :D

AndrewFFC - February 14, 2008 06:34 PM (GMT)
Take her to fulham, everybody loves fulham.

pete - February 14, 2008 06:40 PM (GMT)
She would only understand the piss take banter if she was a 'real' fan. Problem is she isent. Mention 1976 and she wont have clue :ph43r:

stretford ender - February 14, 2008 11:24 PM (GMT)
Is she normally a bitter lying salmon on a daily basis? if so she may fit in with them.

nw7 yid - February 15, 2008 10:24 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (pete @ Feb 14 2008, 06:40 PM)
She would only understand the piss take banter if she was a 'real' fan. Problem is she isent. Mention 1976 and she wont have clue :ph43r:

When I started supporting Tottenham, I wouldn't have known the significance of the year 1961, or understood any mickey-taking banter, or known who Chas n Dave were.

Everyone has to start somewhere.

marvin - February 15, 2008 11:43 AM (GMT)
everyone's missing the most important point here - is she inbred? do her genes come from the weaker end of the pool? these are pre-requisites for a bitter.




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