Title: Jermain Defoe
Amanda - January 28, 2008 08:14 PM (GMT)
Oh the shame...
| QUOTE |
"He's obsessed with my 36GG boobs. He loves it that he can fit his head into one of my bra cups-and he's happy just sitting there in my bedroom like that, with my bra on his head.
"Immediately after he climaxes he wants to go again. So he does naked handstands up against the wall because he believes it helps speed things up."
and, when talking about her son...
Once Jermain had worn him out and Kye had gone to sleep, he pulled me close to him and said, 'I want to trouble you'.
Now THAT is pure tabloid gold!
'I want to trouble you'...sounds like the chat up line of a number of listees here.
I think we should re sign the randy little Judas goat. |
Who is playing Spurs next? Is it just me or would it be hillarious if all the blokes nicked their wives/girlfriends/sisters/mothers (delete as appropriate) bra's and sat their with them on their heads?
Rhino - January 28, 2008 10:06 PM (GMT)
I worry about you sometimes Amanda
Anyway, I thought every man did naked handstands against the wall to speed things up :lol:
Lawnmower Man - January 29, 2008 12:27 AM (GMT)
36GG?
I thought Lolo Ferrari was dead :ph43r:
nick the jack - January 30, 2008 12:01 PM (GMT)
That must be where I'm going wrong, maybe I should follow Defoe's example :unsure: , or maybe not.
I presume thats Dan Lloyd saying that? stunning, but still, 5 mins of talking and I think I would just say this isn't worth it.
Any of you who were in the Wycombe bar with me after the safe standing day might remember the former Swansea player I was talking too, Tom Williams. There was a piece about him in the Mirror with us wife, a former page 3 model :blink: and she was saying that Tom always rings in flowers, food, etc for her when he's at away games, and that when she was giving birth she had to have her lip stick on. What is up with these people?
On a similar topic Cashley Cole has reportedly cheated on Cheryl :blink: what a money grabbing disloyal cheat. Why do we feel further and futher away from the players when there are so many who come accross as pr**ks
Steve - January 30, 2008 12:17 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (nick the jack @ Jan 30 2008, 12:01 PM) |
That must be where I'm going wrong, maybe I should follow Defoe's example :unsure: , or maybe not.
I presume thats Dan Lloyd saying that? stunning, but still, 5 mins of talking and I think I would just say this isn't worth it.
Any of you who were in the Wycombe bar with me after the safe standing day might remember the former Swansea player I was talking too, Tom Williams. There was a piece about him in the Mirror with us wife, a former page 3 model :blink: and she was saying that Tom always rings in flowers, food, etc for her when he's at away games, and that when she was giving birth she had to have her lip stick on. What is up with these people?
On a similar topic Cashley Cole has reportedly cheated on Cheryl :blink: what a money grabbing disloyal cheat. Why do we feel further and futher away from the players when there are so many who come accross as pr**ks |
Yes Nick I was quite impressed he went up to have a chat with you in the bar. Not so impressed that after he was dropped after a clanger against Swindon he decided to storm off out of the ground and then speak to Posh. He was even rumoured to be whistling the McDonalds theme tune Im lovin it after we got beaten 6-0 by Stockport when he was left on the bench. Cant quite make some of these players out. Wife sounds nice but slightly mental though
Lawnmower Man - January 30, 2008 01:49 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (nick the jack @ Jan 30 2008, 12:01 PM) |
| On a similar topic Cashley Cole has reportedly cheated on Cheryl :blink: what a money grabbing disloyal cheat. Why do we feel further and futher away from the players when there are so many who come accross as pr**ks |
Saw a picture in one of the tabloids of the woman our hero Cashley shagged, and WOAH...even I wouldn't hit it, and my standards are pretty damn low. And I'm not famous, or a footballer. And I earn a third in a year of what he does in a week.
Man must be insane as well as a horrible little sh*t :)
Standupandsing - January 30, 2008 06:33 PM (GMT)
Tabloid readers :rolleyes:
:P
Lawnmower Man - January 30, 2008 07:50 PM (GMT)
I'll have you know I saw it at work B)