in town and these two boys are their who really want to kick my head in and they're older and i'm tenchtin it and i dunt have a clue what to do cause i can't miss the party as its gonna be awsum and everyones goin does anyone got any clue what to do?

1) Make sure you hit them first.
2) Make sure you're with someone at all times - more likely to target you when you're on your own.
3) Take a baseball bat with you.

mite just go with the classic - if you hit me my mate from prison comin out in two weeks and he's gonna batter you if you touch me. its worked in the past lol

Say "Cain't we just all git along?" and offer them a can of whatever beer you've bought along?

take a gun, shoot them, end of! :ph43r:

Run ;)

just got back nufin much happened apart from when i was in the smokin area havin a fag and i seen the boy and he was chopsin to one of my mates so i sed just leave it out there's no point fightin' and e just sed 'oh i heard you were a chopsy salmon u and your mate cum outside and me and my mate cum outside and we'll kick off out there' and just a couple of pushes between eachother and then just got broken up. trout it just see what happens now in the next party we go to ini lol

How old are you?! :unsure:

17 why is that a problem?

:lol:
Quote of the year. Brilliant.

:D

I could hardly understand what he was on about, what the bloodyhell is 'chopsin'? Maybe i'm just not down with the kids, i'm 20 now, getting old

Quality thread :lol:

I'm 16 and struggled :lol:

Do you know what 'chopsin' means?

i do its slang for having a go at someone for no reason i.e you chopsy little prick or on them lines i think

:lol: .

Takes a bigger man to walk away, my dad always said! Oh, I'm 17 and couldn't understand half of it. Glad you're ok though...

This "jonboi" needs to get laid IMO

He's got no chance. If a girl looks at him he'll think she's 'chopsin' him and will probably take her outside and exchange a few pushes

Do you live in Birmingham ? Mate of mine has just opened a wicked new bar there, was in there pre and post game Saturday and it's bang on

Nah mate i live in the BlackCountry near Walsall but i go up Brum quite a lot. Whats the bar called? Might check it out

look where we are on a forum i dn't think much of us have a chance and don't deny it remember acceptance is the first step to recovery

So because we're on an internet forum none of us have a chance of getting laid? :lol: It's a football forum, it's not as though we're all geeks on a Medieval game or a Train spotters website.

Unless you're just speaking for yourself because you don't have much luck with the ladies? ;)

i have plenty of luck pal just no need to say that to him was their

It was a joke, get over yourself

trust a villa fan :rolleyes:

What a numpty

and?

Shut up, you're boring

The Sound Bar, go down the main road from New Street past The Square Peg onto the Villa side of the city centre and it's opposite the fire station ;)

Drop me a PM if you go in there, be interested to see what you make of it.

:lol:

Will do fella. Probably won't be up there until after Christmas/New Year now though

how would your mate like a full on mancunian review? say jan 5th?