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Title: Only In The Modern World?


hibs1875 - May 22, 2007 03:01 PM (GMT)
Only in the modern world?


Last Night I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, one of
which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door,
dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"

I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not
too bad thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again

"So, what are you up to mate?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.

Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo.. How
about yourself?"

I then heard the voice for the third time ....

"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dick head in the loo
next to me answering everything I say."

Standupandsing - May 22, 2007 03:08 PM (GMT)
:lol:
The word Owned comes to mind
:lol:

Kukev31 - May 22, 2007 03:35 PM (GMT)
:D That made me larf.

ultras - May 22, 2007 06:32 PM (GMT)
:lol: :D

ML - ITFC - May 22, 2007 08:28 PM (GMT)
:lol: :lol: , I'm sure I've heard summit like that before.

chalky - May 22, 2007 09:07 PM (GMT)
Have you made that up cause if you haven't that was hilarious!
I bet you wanted to stay in the cubicle untill he had left! Imagine seeing him after that!

hibs1875 - May 22, 2007 09:34 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (chalky @ May 22 2007, 09:07 PM)
Have you made that up cause if you haven't that was hilarious!
I bet you wanted to stay in the cubicle untill he had left! Imagine seeing him after that!

I just copied and pasted it from another forum :D




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