| QUOTE (Mark AFC @ Apr 28 2007, 07:50 PM) |
| Did you know that Liverpool had put a bid in for the Olympics? Here is a section of their bid that was leaked from the IOC... THE EVENTS In previous Olympics Liverpool's competitors have not been particularly successful. In order to redress the balance some of the events have been altered slightly to the advantage of the local athletes: 100 METRES SPRINT Competitors will have to hold a video recorder and a microwave oven (one under each arm) and on the sound of a starting pistol a police dog will be released 10 metres behind the athletes MODERN PENTATHLON Amended to include mugging, breaking & entering, flashing, joyriding and arson. MEN'S 50Km WALK Q - Why does the Mersey run through Liverpool? A - Because if it walked it would get mugged. Therefore for safety reasons this event has been cancelled. RELAY Each of four competitors to remove an appliance of their choice from a house in Cheshire and get it back to Liverpool using at least four different stolen cars. DISCUS Will be decided by which contestant can get a hubcap off a car and throw it to his mate the fastest. |
| QUOTE (mancred @ Apr 25 2007, 12:15 PM) |
| Fella walks into the doctors and says "Doctor, I'm very worried.Every time I masturbate, I finish and start singing 'You'll never Walk Alone'" Doctor says "Don't worry, thousands of w an ke rs sing that" |