I noticed quite a few forumers have a sense of humour so feel free to post any funny pictures or jokes here :D

This jokes corner doesn't seem to have the popularity.

Modeller to modeller joke ... Cicak! :lol:

Sailors and airmen,

I'll start with one:-

1) Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2) He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3) A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

4) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

5) Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

6) Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

7) The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.

8) It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

9) If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

10) The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

11) Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

12) Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

13) The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.

14) A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

How's that?!
Sarge Bilko

Here's my contribution:

LAW OF QUEUE : If you change queues, the one you have left will start to
move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged
one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine wont
work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle
arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold,
or a guest will ring the bell.

He he...

Another one:-

Dave returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Alma that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live.

Maybe we could make love again?" Alma agreed and again they made love. Later, Dave was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Alma's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.


Dave, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?" His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Dave, I have to get up in the morning! You don't."

Taraa...
Sarge Bilko

Okay, since too slow...

Another one and two:-

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway in Germany. A man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?".
The man tells him, "Terrorists have kidnapped three England fans for a 10 million euro ransom or they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."


The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"


The man replies, "About two gallons..."

Sarge Bilko

once upon a time the 7 dwraf visited vadican, as they were dwrafs they were invited to see the pope, onve they got there, grumpy went straight to the pope and asked "pope, is there any dwraf nun in vadican?" 6 other dwraf started laughing and the pope was confused but still answered “ i dont think so grumpy" the dwrafs started to laugh again, then grumpy asked again, "is there any dwarf nun in europe?" again the pope said no and the other dwrafs laughed, finally grumpy ask "is there any dwraf nun in this would??" and again the pope said no
then the 6 dwarfs started cracking up so bad and one of them said " grumpy humped a panguin"

the seven dwrafs got into the bath tub feeling happy, then happy got out.

ok bad jokes

:lol:

why no faith argrillion?

Ok, some might find this stupid, but if u understand the physics behind it, then it's really good...

Is Hell exothermic or endothermic ?
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving.

I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that---since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."


THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".

:lol: :lol: :lol:

cool keep them coming guys

If the blackbox recorder is made from an indestrutable material, why dont they make the whole plane out of it?

sllim

How about this? :-

A few quick ones

Quickie #1
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went fishing.

Quickie #2
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Anywhere. Just get the hell out."


Quickie # 3
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.


Quickie #4
A Polish immigrant went to apply for a driver's licence. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
The tester showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S TA C Z.'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

Quickie #5
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."


Quickie #6
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK! Careful...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?
You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."


Sarge Bilko

And oh yes, another one:-

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my donkey???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says,
"No, I'm your son's math teacher."

Taraaa...

Sarge Bilko

How do you know a Pole is going to a cock fight ?
He's the one who brought the duck

How do you know that an Italian is at the cock fight ?
He's betting on the duck

And how do you know the Mafia is there at the cock fight ?
Cos the duck won

No more jokes men?

.. this one maybe in the SX-18 category.. :)

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Ada seorang nelayan yang selalu dapat banyak ikan bila dia ke
laut... so crew TV3 interview dia untuk rahsia dia tangkap ikan.

Crew TV3 : "Apa rahsia pakcik tangkap ikan?"

Nelayan : "Pakcik tenguk cara isteri Pakcik tidur bila pakcik bangun
pagi.
Kalau dia mengereng ke kiri, pakcik tebar jala kiri.
Kalau dia mengereng ke kanan pakcik tebar ke kanan."

CrewTV3 : "Kalau isteri pakcik tidur terlentang?"

Nelayan : "Rezeki depan mata, pakcik tak turun kelaut pagi tu..."

CrewTV3 : "Oooooooooooo......." :lol:

He he...

Here's another one:-

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.

The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month."

The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church.

When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the husband is obviously very depressed.

"You are back so soon. Is there a problem?" the pastor inquired.

"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month." the young man replied sadly.

The pastor asked him what happened.

"Well, the first week was difficult. however, we managed to abstain through sheer will power.

The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer,reading from the Bible. anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts.

One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it.When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right then and there," admitted the man shamefacedly.

"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor. "We know," said the young man, hanging his head...

We're not welcome at the hardware store either."

Tu dia!!
Sarge Bilko

here's my contribution to this thread, though not originally mine..


Private Ah Seng and Private Ah Beng just got promoted to Sargeants. They were walking past an NCO club when Ah Beng said..

Ah Beng " Come lah... let's go in and have some beer"

Ah Seng " How can? we are privates, you wanna die arh...??"

Ah Beng "Aiyah... we are Sah-gents now..."

Ah Seng " Oh Yah hor... forgot.. let's go"

So they went in to have a couple rounds of beer. Later they went through a brothel. Ah Beng saw this hooker he fancy.

Hooker " i have a case of gonorrhea.."

Ah Beng asks Ah Seng " What is that?"

Ah Seng turns to his pocket dictionary and puts his thumbs up..
Ah Seng " No Problem one.."

So, Ah Beng went to do his stuff with the hooker. 2 weeks later he was in the Hospital diagnosed with gonorrhea.

Ah Beng "Damn u... u say no problem but i now in hospital"

Ah Seng "But the dictionary says ' It only affect privates'.. We're Sah-gents now bah... So it shouldn't affect us!"

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1 recruit has been undergoing few months of training and he starts to feel his labido building up in him. One night he just can't control it, he went up to see his Sargeant.

He told his Sargeant about his "needs" and to go to town to get it.
The Sargeant smiles and said "We have already forsee such complications..and we have already taken care of it. Go round the back of the barrack, you will find a hole. Put ur joystick in it and enjoy!"

So the recruit do as he was told. He really enjoyed it. The next day he was waiting with anticipation for the night. When it was evening, he when to the Sargeant and request for another round of what he experienced the previous night.

The Sargeant look into a list and said "No problem, go ahead"

The next day, he still wants it. He went up to the Sargeant earlier than the 2 previous nights. He requested the same service.

This time the Sargeant shook his head and said "Sorry boy, Tonite is your turn to go into the hole".....

translation plz

heres another!

there was a ship wrack on the sea and mr A and mr B swan to a island
they discovered theres a tribe of human eaters on the island and they got capture
they bagged not to be eaten and the cheif of the tribe said to bot of them
"bring back 100 piece of the same fruit and u might be spared"
so they went out to the island to liik for fruit
mr A returned with 1000 strawberrys
and the cheif said: shuve them all up your arse and we will let you go"
mr A thinking that its the only way to stay alive started shuving straberries up his arse
but when he got to 98, somwthing made him laugh ao hard that strawberries started coming out, and he got eaten
when in heaven, angels ask him :you were so close, why did u laugh?"
mr A said, : Mr B brought back watermelons......................................."

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

During the preceding 6 months our security staff has been monitoring your husbands activities while in our store. Thelist below details his offences, all of which have been verified by our surveillance cameras and we have retained copieson tape.We have repeatedly given your husband verbal warnings while he is in this store and he has subsequently ignored them. He replied to these warning with rudeness and the response “while the wife shops here I will come here too”.

We are therefore forced to ban you, your husband and your family from this store. The following list details your husbands activates in this store over the past six months.

June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares and watched what happened.

August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay-buy.

September 14: Moved a 'Caution - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite the in if they'll bring pillows.

September 23: If any staff offers him assistance he begins to cry and asks, “Why can't you people just leave me alone?”

October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it a mirror, and picked his nose.

November 10: While in the gun department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna Look" using different size funnels.

December 18: Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO!NO! It's those voices again!"

December 23: Went in the fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toiletpaper in here!

John F. Walker
Store Manager

heres one for u gundam fans



anyone can guess wt it is??

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: ! Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".

The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

:D :lol:

i'm guessing this is a Freedom Gundam with one of those M.E.T.E.O.R Unit right?.. :)

if that is correct.. what did i won? :D

kuman

The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month."

The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church.


There's a slight error there with the 2 and a half weeks. the hardware store incident took place on the 3rd week as stated and thus it couldnt have been so eh ?? heh..my apologies but couldnt help not noting the difference there. anyways, good one there and keep the jokes comin mate

Two drunk fighter pilots are flying in formation.
Leader to W1: "Can you see me?"
W1 to Leader: "No.""Can you see ME?"
Leader to W1: "No."
W1 to Leader: "Cool, now we are stealth fighters."

A young guy in an F-14 fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better."
The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot." The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level.
Perplexed, the hotdog asked, "So? What did you do?"
"Well, I just engaged auto pilot, went for a pee and a coffee . So, could you do that?"

congratulations, u have answer correctly, ur price will be instruction menu of how to build your very own gp03D for ur own use



(parts not included)

I wanted to have a haircut. I always go to my usual Indian barbershop down the street.

" What happened to Rajoo who used to be here?" I asked a stranger at the register.

" Well, he's-a now inna da home for da insane. His-a business was-a slow, and one day he ask-a customer if he wanted a shampoo and the customer say-a "No". I guess that was the last straw. Rajoo took-a da razor and slash-a the customer's throat. By the way, how about a shampoo today?"

" Sure, go ahead," I told him.

In Spain I went to a very fine restaurant and requested the specialty of the house. " Huevos de toros," replied the waiter.

" What's that? " I asked.

" Those are the testicles of the bull that was defeated in the arena this afternoon, senor."

I odered them and loved them. When I returned the following year, I went back to the same restaurant. " I'll have the specialty of the house," I said to the waiter.

The waiter brought my request, but I said, " Now, hold on here! Ah had this last year. Why's this portion so much smaller this year! "

" Senor, " said the Spaniard, " it is not always the bull who is the loser."

Okay, a little toilet humour.

A foreigner steps into a toilet which had only one cubicle stall and promptly occupied it for nature's call.

About five minutes later, some guy with stomach trouble walks into the toilet thinking to use the stall. Seeing the occupied sign, he thinks he can hold the fort for another five minutes tops.

The five minutes passed and the stall is still occupied. The guy with stomach trouble is seriouly agitated by now and can't hold for much longer. Even the slightest provocation will trigger an avalanche of epic proportions.

He crabs to the stall uncomfortably, bangs loudly on the door and yells,"FINISH?!"

After a slight pause, the foreigner in the stall yells back, "No no no.. not FINNISH.. I'm GERMAN!"

And so the dam broke.

Pity the cleanup crew.....
:lol:

Love is grand! Divorce is a hundred grand!

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

An optimist thinks this is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears this is true.

There will always be death and taxes;
However, death doesn't get worse every year.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

I am a nutritional overachiever.

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.

A day without sunshine is like night.

It' s frustrating when you know all the answers,
But nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Brain cells come and brain cells go,
But fat cells live forever.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes it comes alone.

Life not only begins at forty,
It also begins to show.

I smile because I am your friend!
I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.

Why?
To:



Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at
him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

Do you cry under water?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder......

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me!!!!)

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . .

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

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no nose-weight?

ACHTUNG!!



BRITISH 8TH. ARMY AHEAD!

Do you know?

Next year 2007, Malaysia is going to send our first Can-or-Naut to the space.

Malaysian S & T Minister said, moon is our next target in 2020, and to the Sun in 2025.

The US expert give advise said: Datuk, don't you think it is a bit too hot.

The Minister said: Yes , we have thought of this issue before, so we will do it in the evening.

Diary of Grand Moff Tarkin

A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down...

Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Darth Vader: No, Luke... I am your father!

Luke: No. It can't be. That's not true. That's impossible!

Darth Vader: Search your feelings Luke... you know them to be true.

Luke: NOOoooo!

Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?

Luke: Threepio?

Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old.

Luke: No! ... Wait, huh?

Darth Vader: Seven years old. And what have you done? Look at yourself. No hand. No job. And you couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp...

Luke: But... I destroyed your precious Death Star!

Darth Vader: But that was when you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed an entire Trade Federation Droid Control ship!

Luke: Well, it's not my fault...

Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith... Nobody loved me... waahhh wahhh!"

Luke: Shut up!

Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had already exterminated the Jedi knights!

Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon.

Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... the Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here baby!

Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.

Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine.

Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.

Darth Vader looks down after him.

Darth Vader: And get a haircut!

@xamel1975 - :lol: :lol: :lol: