Lori’s Train Adventure

Lori: OMG LIKE LIKE! This is like so awesome! I love you all! Thanks for coming!!
Charleena: This is going to be very interesting. *sarcasm*
John: {:-)
Charleena: You really think I’m pretty? Oh, JOHN! ♥
Frank & Joe: Okay then…..
Lori: Did you know?….I’m a ditz, Amelia! Um….So everyone, this is going to be like a ton of fun!
Charleena: Don’t these glasses make me look sooooo smart? ^_^ And for your information, these are designer glasses! Balducci! Er…I meant…Gucci! Yeah…
Frank: You REALLY think Lori is hot, Joe? Um ok….suit yourself.
Lori: I KNOW you find me attractive, Tino! And Frank? Will you….um….go out with me? Tino’s being a dork.
Frank: Listen, lady! For the LAST time, I’m not going out with you!!
John: WOOOT! BURN! Haha, Lori. Face it, Frank’s not for you. Go back to Tino.

*Lori leaves*

Tino: Hey!!! Where are you going?! I thought we were going to go out…. :( Don’t leave!! Please!! LORI!!! WAIT!!!!

……

Tino: Ah….um….I never liked her anyway.

*Looks around, and Frank & Joe are staring at him, smirking*

Tino: Um yeah…ah…I’ll see you later Lori! Hehe….what are YOU guys staring at? Nothing happened here.
Joe: I bet I can get Lori!
Frank: *stares at Joe quizzically*
Joe: Uh…never mind.

*Meanwhile* *Lori is talking to Charleena*

Charleena: Okay, Lori, well if you really want my advice on getting Frank…. because obviously Tino’s mine anyway…er I mean, you don’t like him, so he’s not worth it. And Joe is just a total nobody, don’t go out with him. So to get Frank, you like totally need to dye your hair my color! And this frumpy baggy sweater I’m wearing? You totally should get it. Don’t worry! It’s an honor! I’M LETTING YOU COPY MY STYLE! I rarely ever do this. And see this flower? Tino gave….er, I meant it was uh John Grey…erm….Dave Purcell uh… who gave it to me! Yeah! That’s right, uh my husband. Now let’s um….get you into some of my clothes! They’re just for you, no sharing!

*2 hours later*

Charleena: Oh, stop crying, Lori. You should be proud. My clothes look great on you! Remember, my argyle sweater and plaid pants are what’s hot! It all looks wonderfully fashionable. You look gorgeous! Frank won’t be able to resist.
Frank: Charleena, I just love that outfit! *ignores Lori, who looks exactly like Charleena* Will you go out with me?
Charleena: QUACK QUACK I’m a duck!! Did you need something from me? Um…..oh!
Ah…John….the definition of hotness….*gazes into space* ….
I MEAN, what??! Are you crazy? I’m 87 years….I meant….I’m 49. Hehe….Yeah! I’m way too young and beautiful for you. And I’m already married to Tino Bal – er….I meant…Robert Purcell. I CAN’T GO OUT WITH YOU, FRANK!
Lori: I thought you said your husband’s name was Dave!
Charleena: Hehe…. uh…gotta go! Catch ya later. Um…. I’ve got….singing lessons! Do Ray Me Fa So La Ti Do!
Frank: Singing lessons?!
Charleena: Um yes….in….. uh Copper Gorge! Fatty is teaching me!! See ya!!
Nancy: You mean Fatima? And we’re not even IN Copper Gorge yet! 0_0
Charleena: *is gone*
Nancy: Where’d she go?!
Frank: Probably to go with John Grey and Tino Balducci. And some others, too. Maybe even Shorty.

HAHA! That's funny! :D You should keep doing it!

Thanks so much!! I'm out of ideas though. :blink: Have any? B)

:annoyannoy: This makes me want to do this to Charleena!!! Haha! Please continue asap!!! This is hilarious!!! :teeheehee:

Thanks!!! I'm sorta out of ideas. That was supposed to be the end of this story actually, but I could do a sequel. :evilgrin: