Avioding Foul Language

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No fucking way! I'm certain that's not
feasible.

You've got to be shitting me. Really?

Tell someone who gives a F###. Perhaps you should check with...


Ask me if I give a F###. Of course I'm concerned
.

It's not my fucking problem. I wasn't involved with that
project.


What the F###? Interesting.


F### it, it won't work. I'm not sure I can implement
this.


Why the F### didn't you tell me I'll try to schedule that.
that sooner?


When the F### do you expect Perhaps I can work late.
me to do about this?


Who the F### cares? Are you sure this is a
problem?


He's get his head up his A##. He's not familiar with the
problem.


Eat shit! You don't say.


Eat shit and die. Excuse me?


Eat shit and die motherfucker. Excuse me Sir?

What the F### do they They weren't happy with it?
want from my life?

Kiss my A##. So you'd like my help
with it?

F### it, I'm on salary. I don't think you
understand.

Shove it up your A##. I love a "challenge".

Who the hell died and You want me to take
made you the boss? care of this?

Blow me. I see.

Blow yourself. Do you see?

Another fucking meeting? Yes, we really should
discuss this.

I really don't give a shit. I don't think it will
be a problem.

He's a fucking prick. He's somewhat
insensitive.

She's a ball-breaking B####. She's an aggressive
go-getter.

You don't know what the I think you could use more
F### you're doing. training.

This place is all fucked up. We're a little
disorganized.